I know you are our upstairs neighbors and you have been patient with our shenanigans but we ask you to be a little more patient say till November 5th 2024.

You see we got into a abusive relationship about eight years ago and we have been trying very hard to get out of it.

We thought we broke up with him four years ago but like most abusers they just will not go away. Lord knows we’ve tried, financial charges, sexual harassment charges, we’ve shown State and Federal authorities obvious instances of laws being broken that would throw any of us in the clink for years but this guy keeps slipping and sliding in a way that would make Houdini look like an amateur.

Uncle Joe came to stay with us and even though he has done many wonderful things that are not truly appreciated, he has run his course and his faculties are not what they used to be so we are considering a gentle early retirement for him.

This abuser has hoodwinked his followers so much that if he was caught having sexual relations with a goat while biting the head of a bat and drinking its blood, they would find a reasonable excuse for his actions.

I know that party on January 6th got out of hand but imagine a keg party that got out of control . Luckily most perps were turned in by their ex-wives, karma baby.

His followers don’t listen to reason, science, facts or criminal charges that have been filed against him.

Be patient Canadians, Sister Kamala is coming and she has what it takes to go up against him. He hates strong women and she will have everyone’s back.

We can be a good neighbor, give us a chance,

Regards,

3/4 of America