The great Satan

No, this column is not about the ex-wife ( pick one, any of them). Will leave that for another piece.

This is about the demise of the world’s number one terrorist, Osama Bin Laden,  who sank to rest on May 1st 2011 by the hands of our brave lads in our counter terrorism SEAL teams.

Of course the douchebag was not living in a cave but with all the comforts of home, including multiple wives, children, goats, donkeys, burros and other family members. Hmmmmmmm………………. maybe he was in pre-hell?

I guess the Pakistani Secret Intelligence group is the latest example of an oxymoron. Couldnt find him right under their turbans if they tried.

So the muslims in that part of the world want us “The great satan ” out of their country. They do not want us interfering with their government. I agree ,we should get the hell out of there and let them keep blowing themselves up.

However do not call on us when the latest tincup despot and his corrupt government are stealing your country blind.

Dont call us to protect you from the neighboring hordes who are coming to take what little you have left and sodomize your goat while they are at it.

Dont call us to help you out because a mud sandwich is all you can make to eat because relief food sent is either stolen, misappropriated or tied up in red tape by some towel headed bureaucrat who couldn’t find his customs stamp cause he probably sold it to feed his camel.

Go ahead and keep putting corrupt thugs in office. Go ahead and support extremists give them shelter, just keep your family away from public places in case a misguided moronic martyr who thinks he is getting 72 virgins for his efforts blows up the local food court ( open air market ) in Cameltown.

You had an earthquake? Floods? Drought?  Typhoons? pestilence? plague of locusts?  Think the karma wheel is trying to tell you something? . 

You morons in the Middle East have been going at each others throats since Methuselah was a boy, how about getting it together and maybe getting along sometime in the next century or so?  If not go to third world hell or just go nuclear and get it over with, you know it’s largely a desert over there just make it all desert, all the time.


About Jorge G

business owner, writer of books Miami Beat & Miami Moon, column writer for The Lake Worth Herald
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2 Responses to The great Satan

  1. NBG says:

    Could not have said better myself. You sunshine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Golfie says:


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