I am seventy years old and wifey is 62, we have a decent sex life, been married for 18 years.

My cousin and Brother-in-law live in a 55+ community and the hijinks there are like a Circus de soleil without the acrobatics.

Which got me thinking, what is the protocol for:

INCONTINENCE: Do you keep your Pampers on till the last minute? What if there is an accident?

DENTURES: Do you leave them on if you are staying? If you take them off overnight do you bring your own denture tub or does the “host” provide one?

Speaking of dentures is it uncouth to ask for a “gum job”?

LUBE: If you bring some, might you offend someone?

PREGNANCY: Nothing to worry about but with the high rate of STD’s in the senior communities……….condoms?

VIAGRA: It is normal now for both to take nowadays but do you as an aperitif or with the an after dinner drink?

WIGS: No hair pulling I would imagine.

Do you copulate before or after Early Bird dinner?

If one of the partners falls asleep after, do you let them sleep?

Of course a place like The Villages should have their own set of conditions.

Sleep well my friends.